September 11, 2021
Attention Tesla Human Resources
Application for Employment
Sought Position: Rasputin - Special assistant to Elon Musk
Type: Two Year Contract
1.) To audit and review data streaming over low earth orbit of key moments of day-to-day Tesla evolution from a mobile platform transiting the pacific northwest over the 2022 season
2.) To develop and provide brief commentary regarding observations.
Requirements: 80 foot plus charter with the crew and technical support
References: the Anarchy of daFish
Expected Remuneration 2022: reasonable expenses for my wife and myself while in transit, TBD Tesla shares and/or 1 Model Y (loaded).
Personal Five Year Goal: the Flux Capacitor
Today's Tom Sawyer or not, so very few of us will get to go to space; only 1% of 1% of that select few will ever make it to Mars.
That's the rub!
So what's the technical fix for the meek of the earth?
the teeming democratic lives matter masses?
the Q-anon only I matter zombies?
and the independent nothing I do will ever matter?